i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just gift wrapped bread.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
