From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He felt like a one man threesome
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
