Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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