dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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