in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I party with great urgency now.
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