Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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