Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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