i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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