I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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