She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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