didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the condom got lost in my hair
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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