And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My vagina is very pro this idea
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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