hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
dude. I can hear the air.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
