Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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