Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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