A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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