1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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