you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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