lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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