How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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