And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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