I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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