hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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