So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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