i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i believe in u and ur pee
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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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