But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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