he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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