i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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