dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
