Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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