Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*