I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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