My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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