We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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