and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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