you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dignity is for republicans.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He? As in you personified your dick?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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