so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My bed smells like the plague
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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