fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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