It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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