Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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