quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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