The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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