Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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