I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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