oh god the rape fog is back!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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