Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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