i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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