flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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