well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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