Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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