ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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