My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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