so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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