The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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