Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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