She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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