life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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